Can I please have a look at the lyrics? [Looks at notepad] This is another one of your weird songs, man.
In what way?
What's that about 'Sometimes I put a wig on you when we're on tour'?
Put a wig on you? No. It didn't say anything like that.
That's definitely a bit gay.
What is?
Putting a wig on me while I'm asleep.
I think, sometimes you hear what you wanna hear. It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they're a woman. How could that be gay if you're pretending they're a woman? Not that I did it.
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