I did a fart the other day that was exactly like mum's.
A door opening or suspicious dark?
A door opening.
It means you're getting mum's bum.
God, I'd be lucky. My bottom dropped ages ago. My farts used to be like PAH! Now they're just fighting their way out.
I haven't farted in about three years.
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