[Claire wrongly believes that Martin and Fleabag are planning a surprise party for her]
Listen, I don't want to know anything about this surprise party but, if you could just, erm, have it at mine this Friday at 7:30, that'd be great. I can organise it and act surprised but if you could just, er... do you know what, why don't I just do it? I can organise it, do the food, act surprised, and just take it off your hands. I mean, I can see that you're busy, so...
OK, if you want.
Well, I don't want to, but I think it would be easier for everyone if I could just... OK. I mean, I've done it, it's done.
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