[The episode opens outside Pontypandy Fire Station]
It's all go at Pontypandy Fire Station this morning.
[Inside the fire station, Station Officer Basil Steele is reading a red book as he enters the kitchen]
Drill day today, eh, Cridlington?
[Elvis is busy making lunch for the fire brigade]
Now one cup of marge to two cup, two cups... [Sees Station Officer Steele] Oh, brill brill. I mean, a drill, uh, Station Officer Steele, sir, but I am making lunch, sir.
Oh, well. Not to worry, Trevor Evans is here today on his part-time fireman course. What is that, by the way.
Well, um, instant mashed potatoes, sir, it's full of fibre, you know. It's very easy to make.
Yes, well the last time you said that, we had to buy a new stove.
Oh.
[Soon, Station Officer Steele is in his office]
Quick burst of the assembly bell. [Presses the bell] Fireman Sam! [Fireman Sam slides down the pole] Fireman Evans, fall in at the double!
[saluting to Station Officer Steele] Reporting for duty sir.
Where's Evans?
[Trevor, dressed in his firefighter uniform, is stuck on the pole]
Oh. [Slides down the pole] Oooohhh! [Hits the floor]
[clears throat] Today, we shall be doing pump drill from a hydrant using soft suction followed by slip and pitch at Bella's cafe.
[whispering to Sam] Doesn't sound very tasty.
Slip and pitch, Fireman Evans, means using a ladder to rescue someone who is stuck.
Oh. Oh, pardon me, sir.
[Soon, the firemen, minus Elvis, have climbed into Jupiter and are now ready to move out as they put their seatbelts on]
All present and correct, sir.
Right, Thomas Street, let's go.
[Sam starts Jupiter's engine and Jupiter leaves Pontypandy Fire Station en route to its destination]
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