[Mal has explained Wash's desire to have the captain and Zoe sleep together to resolve "burning sexual tension".]
I know it's a... [puts Zoe's hands on his hip and shoulder] difficult mission, but you and I... [places his hands likewise on her] have to get it on.
I understand. We have no choice. [deadpan] Take me, sir. Take me hard.
[walking in] Well, somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'.
(They lean in awkwardly to kiss, Wash grabs Zoe and pulls her away.)
We'll be in our bunk. (slaps Zoe's butt as they leave)
[sniffing] Oh, hey— [smacks Mal in the chest where he was tortured] free soup.
[Mal groans in pain.]
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