[Simon thanks Jayne for his apparent resistance to arrest, unaware that Jayne had called in the feds himself.]
Still... I appreciate you trying.
You know what I'd appreciate? You stop flapping that pretty mouth at me. I'm trying to figure a way out of here. I can't do it with you yammerin'.
They took Christmas away.
What the hell now?
I came downstairs for the shiny presents. They took the tree and the stockings. Nothing left but coal.
[to Simon] Would you shut her up?
Don't look in the closet either. It's greedy. It's not in the spirit of the holiday.
You shut the hell up right now, or so help me, I will shut you up.
[River looks at Jayne with disbelief and disappointment.]
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