“Who are you? What are you doing here?” – Dougal, Father Ted ... TV Quotes Database

Who are you? What are you doing here?

This is Father Buzz Cagney. He's here on a short visit. He's from America.

America, eh? We were just talking about that fella Kurt Cobain. He was from America. Imagine blowing your head off with a shot-gun. How'd he manage to survive that?

Ted

He didn't, Dougal... he died.

Dougal

Oh right.

[Final Lines]

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