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Father Ted · Season 3

Father Ted in “Are You Right There, Father Ted?”

Father TedDermot Morgan

I'm not a fascist, I'm a priest. Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas...priests... More drink! (All cheer)

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