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Father Ted · Season 2

Bishop O'Neill and Father Dougal in “Tentacles of Doom”

Bishop O'Neill

So Father, do you ever have any doubts? Is your faith ever tested? Any trouble you've been having with beliefs or anything like that?

Father Dougal

Well you know the way God made us, and he's looking down at us from heaven?

Bishop O'Neill

Yeah...

Father Dougal

And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that?

Bishop O'Neill

Uh huh...

Father Dougal

And when we die, we're all going to go to heaven?

Bishop O'Neill

Yes. What about it?

Father Dougal

Well that's the part I have trouble with!

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