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Father Ted · Season 2

Father Dougal and Father Ted in “Hell”

Father Dougal

Kettle's boiled there Ted.

Father Ted

Mmm.

Father Dougal

Will I put more water in and turn it on again?

Father Ted

No... I liked it best the first time.

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