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Father Ted · Season 2

Father Dougal and Father Ted in “Hell”

Father Dougal

Will I put on the kettle?

Father Ted

Go on then.

Father Dougal

...must be one of those ones that clicks off automatically.

Father Ted

Mmm...bit of steam there. Incidentally, did you bring any teabags?

Father Dougal

...no.

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