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Father Ted · Season 1

Father Dougal and Father Ted in “Grant unto Him Eternal Rest”

Father Dougal

Ted do you believe in the afterlife?

Father Ted

Well generally priests have a very strong belief in the afterlife.

Father Dougal

Ooh I wish I had your faith Ted!

Father Ted

Dougal, how did you get into the church? Was it like, "Collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest"?

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