Father Ted and Father Dougal in “Grant unto Him Eternal Rest”

It's true what they say about these career women. They're very aggressive.

Yeah, she was very aggressive, wasn't she, Ted?

Oh, and the language out of her. You wouldn't hear it from a docker! Fecking this, fecking that...

Ah, you would. They use very bad language.

Effin' this and effin' that...

Oh, it was much worse than that, Ted, she was saying fu...

Now, Dougal!