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Father Ted · Season 3

Fargo and Father Ted in “Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep”

FFargo

Father Crilley! Hello there!

Father Ted

Fargo! (nods towards Chris the sheep) How's the champ?

FFargo

Ah he's great. Few quid on him this year Father?

Father Ted

I put the entire annual heating allowance on him to win.

FFargo

If he doesn't win... what does that mean Father?

Father Ted

Well... we won't have any heating. But if the rest of the year stays as warm as the summer, we're laughing!

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