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Father Ted · Season 3

Father Ted in “Are You Right There, Father Ted?”

[After unwittingly bringing the Chinese back to a Parochial House full of Nazi memorabilia]

Father Ted

...I can explain everything! [beat] Actually, no, I can't.

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