(In the dressing room after the show, Dick Byrne is there to pay Ted the lost bet)
(Dressed in blackface and drag as Diana Ross) Five pounds Ted. (hands Ted money)
(Smiles) Hard luck Dick.
(Dressed in blackface and drag as one of The Supremes) Did we not win Dick?
(Mocking) "No we didn't win Cyril!". This year the trophy goes to Craggy Island!
(Dougal makes faces at Cyril)
Never mind. I give you every chance of winning next year.
Do you really Ted?
NOOOOO!
Come on Cyril, let's go home.
(enters the room drunk and muttering) Where's the fecking whiskey?
Plenty of whiskey at home father!
(Dick and Cyril lead Father Jim out the door and exit)
That Cyril McDuff's an awful eejit isn't he Ted?
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