(Dougal is annoyed that he has to go back home from Funland and is arguing with Ted)
Everyone else is here!
Dougal. You're a priest. You're supposed to show some decorum.
(barely audible) I wish I wasn't a priest.
(shocked) What?
I wish I wasn't a priest.
(motions towards father Jack in the wheelchair) Dougal! What if Jack heard you say that?
He told me one time he doesn't even believe in God!
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