(Ted is annoyed that Father Dougal and Father Jack are at Funland)
You're supposed to be taking Father Jack for his walk!
Well, um, the cliffs were closed for the rest of the day.
How would cliffs be closed Dougal?
Okay, no, it wasn't that. They were gone!
(disbelieving) The cliffs were gone? How can they just disappear?
Erosion.
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