(Dougal is excited about Funland, an annual fair on Craggy Island, which opens that afternoon
They have horse riding as well. I remember I did it last year. Well it wasn't really a horse, it was actually this ol' fella. He couldn't go very fast so I had to hit him with the whip a few times.
How old was he?
I'd say he was about 80.
And how long were you up on him?
About an hour?
So you were up on an 80-year-old man's back for 60 minutes, whipping him around the place. Do you realise that image will stay with me for the rest of my life?
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