(Father Dougal, walks in to the living room. He has shaving cream all over his face)
Er.. Dougal? There's some shaving cream just there (points to his own face)
(Dougal looks carefully at Ted's face)
No there's not Ted. No. You're grand.
No. On You.
Where exactly Ted?
Dougal it's all over the place.
(Dougal walks over to a mirror)
How on earth did all that get there? I didn't even shave this morning! (Towels face)
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