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S1 E15Unfinished Business

TRT'raltixx

[repeated line] I need more light! More light!

SHScorpius hallucination/Harvey

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and you like revenge, don't you, John?

Shut up! I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.

SHScorpius hallucination/Harvey

[in a Hawaiian shirt, about Aeryn] Kill her! Then we'll have pizza! [holds up bottles] And margarita shooters! Go on, John, do it. Do it!

[points both his weapons at Scorpius] No one has margaritas with pizza!

[about the paste Zhaan is spreading on his face] What the hell is this?

Heat-deflecting paste; you'll burn up in there without it.

Smells like puke.

I pre-digested it to increase its potency.

It's puke?!

PPilot

While vaguely concerned about you, I am much more interested in how this will affect Moya.

The ionic radiation gives her photogasms, unless she's faking it. They can do that, you know. Hey, Zhaan, you faking it?

Maldis! C’mon you old bastard, show your ugly face. Haven’t you read the super villain’s handbook? This is where you’re supposed to twirl your moustache and gloat.

I don't have a moustache, John.

Have you forgotten? Fear makes me stronger. Fear and the terror of helplessness. "These are a few of my favorite things."

Oh, could you do that "farewell, goodbye" song the kids sing? It's one of my favorites--

I DON'T DO REQUESTS!

Hey Blue! Delivery. It’s not exactly Dominos, but it got here in less than 30 minutes.

Screw’em Zhaanie. You’re a tenth level Pa’u, you get to eleven, we get a TV ministry.

We haven't lied yet. Of course the trial has only been on for a few microts.

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