[Varga sees the "World's Greatest Dad" mug on Sy's desk, then stands up and unzips his pants]
What are you doing?
[in a low shot obscured by the mug, Varga takes his genitals out, then proceeds to place them in the cup, twisting it around occasionally, as a shocked Sy looks on]
Do you know what a chicken is?
What?
A chicken. Do you know what a chicken is? A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg.
[after a few moments, Varga takes his genitals out of the cup, puts the cup back on the desk, and zips his pants back up]
You see, it's all a matter of perspective. The chicken sees it one way, the egg another. So let's start again: this is not your office, just as your wife would not be your wife if I came to her in the night with a platter of cold cuts.
[after a moment, Varga looks at Yuri, and nods]
[patting Sy on the back and leading him to a chair] Oh, sit down, my friend. You have shock. All is well.
I'm not--I just--I need a minute to--
No problem, no problem.
Have a drink, you'll feel better.
[the sound of water being poured is heard; Yuri then presents Sy with water poured into the same cup Varga had placed his genitals in]
[shocked] Are you out of your mind?!
[Yuri looks at Meemo, who looks around to see if anyone is watching]
Nice drink. Refreshing.
...are you threatening me?
[Meemo produces a gun, and chambers a round, as Yuri holds the cup to a struggling Sy's mouth, forcing him to take a sip, which he immediately recoils from]
No, no no no. The whole thing.
[Yuri forces Sy to drink the whole cup, who nearly vomits as he does so]
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