[A shocked Sy Feltz discovers that V.M. Varga has taken over his office]
What the goddamn hell--!
[holding up a framed photo of Sy's wife] You have a fat wife.
Excuse me?
Which part of what I just said is giving you trouble?
This is my office!
A fat woman is inherently untrustworthy as she is a sensualist; she sees no real difference between a pastrami sandwich and a dick in the mouth.
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