Peter and Lois in “Disney's Hulu's Family Guy's Hallmark Channel's Lifetime's Familiar Holiday Movie”

Peter

So this whole time our love was fake? Like COVID?

Lois

Um, what?

Peter

Don't follow me. I need to go someplace and cough for a while.

Lois

Okay, I won't.

Peter

I thought I smelled a rat but I actually can't smell anything. I tell ya, this has left a real nothing-taste in my mouth.

Lois

I think you might have COVID.

Peter

Liar!