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Family Guy · Season 22

Meg, Lois and others in “Snap(ple) Decision”

[Lois and Meg are at the Quahog International Airport, about to depart for their secret mother-daughter trip]

What did you tell Dad?

Oh, pfft, he won't even know we're gone. I got him his favorite babysitter.

[cut to Peter being tucked into bed by his babysitter]

Lois says we're allowed to stay up past 9.

BBabysitter

The note says 9.

Not if it's special, and we're allowed to watch Beetlejuice.

BBabysitter

The note specifically says no Beetlejuice.

[Peter runs to the restroom and slams the door]

I'm allowed to watch Coco, and it's basically the same thing. [slams door]

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