Well, I have the whole day. I guess I can watch The Office for so long that Netflix has to ask if I'm still alive.
[Lois clicks on her remote, cut to a Netflix menu on the screen asking a question]
You've been watching for a while. Are you still alive?
[Underneath the question are "Yes" and "No" as possible answers, Lois selects "Yes" and another question appears onscreen]
Are you sure? You've watched three non-Michael Scott episodes in a row.
[Lois selects "Yes" again and another question appears]
Sorry, we have to ask again to make sure you're not a cat walking on the remote. Are-- are you a cat walking on the remote?
[The word "Meow" replaces "Yes" as a possible answer, Lois selects "No" and another message appears]
Okay, sorry to give you the third degree. I can see you're going through some stuff.
[Lois hears a knock on the door]
[offscreen] Hey, Lois, is everything okay? Uh, our Netflix says your Netflix is worried about you.
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