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Family Guy · Season 20

Lois and Joe in “Prescription Heroine”

Well, I have the whole day. I guess I can watch The Office for so long that Netflix has to ask if I'm still alive.

[Lois clicks on her remote, cut to a Netflix menu on the screen asking a question]

You've been watching for a while. Are you still alive?

[Underneath the question are "Yes" and "No" as possible answers, Lois selects "Yes" and another question appears onscreen]

Are you sure? You've watched three non-Michael Scott episodes in a row.

[Lois selects "Yes" again and another question appears]

Sorry, we have to ask again to make sure you're not a cat walking on the remote. Are-- are you a cat walking on the remote?

[The word "Meow" replaces "Yes" as a possible answer, Lois selects "No" and another message appears]

Okay, sorry to give you the third degree. I can see you're going through some stuff.

[Lois hears a knock on the door]

[offscreen] Hey, Lois, is everything okay? Uh, our Netflix says your Netflix is worried about you.

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