Stewie and Brian in “The Talented Mr. Stewie”

Stewie

It's time I got back out there again. I've had one beer my whole life! That's not normal!

Nothing about you is normal.

Stewie

I mean, I've already wasted a whole year of my life with him!

There's only been a year of your life.

Stewie

You know, all of your responses have been very similar, so you might want to nip that in the bud.