I kind of wasted my life except I obsessed over teaching my penis how to talk.
What?
CPChris' Penis
Who's out there?
Settle down. I just got some company.
CPChris' Penis
Well, aren't you going to introduce me?
I'm getting to that. If you'll give me a second.
CPChris' Penis
I wanna have a look at them.
Hey, numbskull. That's how we got in trouble the last time.
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