It's a meaningless event. Like a bar mitzvah.
[cutaway to a boy's bar mitzvah]
It’s Lois.
RRabbi
Today, you are a man.
BBoy
Great! Can I drive?
RRabbi
No.
BBoy
Can I vote?
RRabbi
No.
BBoy
Can I drink?
RRabbi
No.
BBoy
Can I have sex?
RRabbi
No.
BBoy
Can I cash the checks?
RRabbi
Yes!
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