Okay, Natalia, level with me. Why are you really here?
I have been sent to neutralize liberal jewish dissident Fievel Mousekewitz.
Oh. Well, the only mouse in this neighborhood is our innocent neighbor, Frank Maxwell.
[Frank walks out of tiny door next to the Griffins' door]
Comrade Mousekewitz! Did you think you could run forever?
I, uh, I think you've got the wrong mouse. I'm just regular old Frank Maxwell, and I'm very late for work! Good day, ma'am.
[Frank gets in his car, which explodes]
Whoa! You killed him?
That was not me. Someone else got to him first.
[camera pans to Mickey Mouse, smoking behind a corner]
[stomping out cigarette] Tough break, Jew mouse. Ha-ha!
[cut to Peter in a suit reading a book]
Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. Under parody law, in order to use someone else's character in an unlicensed fashion, we have to provide something called "commentary." The commentary here is that Mickey Mouse hates Jews.
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