[realizes Peter and his friends were getting rid of him] What's going on here? Are you guys trying to get rid of me?
Yeah, we are trying to get rid of you!
Why?
'Cause you're a pain in the ass to live next to! I mean, what the hell, Gronk? Why you gotta be like this! You're a *millionaire*! You have the sweetest job in the world, you can do whatever you want! Why do you gotta act like such an idiot all the time?
It's not a choice, Grover. Or rather, an obligation. You see, I'm been groomed for this my entire life. Scoring touchdowns, making people laugh, punishing my body... And in the name, all in the name of entertainment. Don't you understand? I'm a commodity. A product. A modern day gladiator. You ask about the why's and the therefore's behind the boorish fascade. The answer is simple: I play a jester because society deems it neccessary. [Peter and his friends stare at him in awe] Also, I'm fucking insane! Eat a butt, fatty! Gronk ain't going nowhere!
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