Uh, listen, Gronk, um, it's getting kind of late. Don't you think maybe it's time to call it a night?
Yeah, sure. Hey, have you ever seen a spikenard explode?
A what? A spikenard? Is that something on the Internet? 'Cause I...
[Gronk takes the towel off his shoulder, twirls it into a rope, and snaps Peter in the groin with it]
AHH! Damn it! What the hell?!
[laughs] Dude, relax. I was just kidding.
You were kidding about what? What was the joke?
This was! [he slaps Peter in his groin again]
Oh, damn it! You hit the seam!
[Gronk and his friends laugh again]
You know what? You're a jerk, Gronk! That's it. I'm gonna rid of that bastard. Just like how I kicked the British folks out of America.
[cutaway to colonial America]
This tyranny shall not stand! For without liberty...
[Gronk runs up and slaps Peter's groin with a towel]
Ah, crap! He's even in the cutaways! [groans in pain] Just cut to commercial. I'm gonna squat here and hold onto this bench.
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