[Peter takes Lois golfing]
So...so what do I do? Just aim for the pond?
No, you're not supposed to hit it into the water.
But you hit it into the water.
[exasperated] I know I hit it into the water.
But why do they even have water if you're not supposed to hit it there?
[enraged] BECAUSE IT'S FUN! WE'RE HAVING FUN! [growling in frustration, he furiously throws his bag of clubs]
Look! It went further than your ball!
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