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Family Guy · Season 13

Judge, Female Voice and others in “Quagmire's Mom”

JJudge

I have no choice but to sentence you to 20 years in prison!

[Judge bangs his gavel, everyone gasps]

FVFemale Voice

Oh no you don't!

[everyone looks to the courtroom to discover an elderly woman at the door]

Mom?

AMAll the men in the courtroom, except for the main characters

Crystal?

Hah! She's enjoyed many men.

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