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Family Guy · Season 12

Quagmire, Peter and others in “3 Acts of God”

C'mon, guys! It's game time!

Alright! This is the greatest Sunday tradition ever...except for getting all my cutaway gags ready for the week. [cutaway to Peter in the Griffins' living room with various other characters for potential upcoming cutaway gags] Okay, my Great-Uncle Wears-A-Ski-Hat-All-The-Time Griffin will be followed by Nick Nolte's handkerchief, followed by Japanese Abe Lincoln, and then Monkey Rabbi. Hey, where's the Monkey Rabbi? [the Monkey Rabbi walks into the room] Here's your Torah, you'll be here on Tuesday at 9:00. Check in with Shirley.

DVDarth Vader

You gonna need me this week?

Uh, maybe. Maybe Friday. Uh, now where are the gays?

GMGay Man

Over here.

No, no, no. The cartoony gay guys.

CGCartoony Gay Guy

Yoooo-hoooooo!!!

There you are, we're gonna need you guys all week.

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