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Family Guy · Season 12

Stewie and Brian in “Christmas Guy”

[comes from the future and sees Brian on the street. He sees the car heading right for him and runs to him] Brian, look out! [pushes him out of the way, letting the hockey stick and toy net get broken by the car]

What the hell?

You're alive, my friend! [hugs him]

What? Of course, I'm alive. What the hell is going on here?

Brian, [points at the car] that car killed you, and when it did, a little part of me died as well. I couldn't live without you, so I came back from the future to save your life.

Wait a minute. What are you talking about? I saw you destroy your time machine.

Yes, but luckily, I ran into another me from the past, so I stole his return pad and came back here. Oh, that reminds me. I better send this back to where it came from.

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