[after Brian opens the door] Brian Griffin?
Uh, yeah, that's me.
MMailman
[gives the package to Brian] Here you go.
[Brian takes off the tape and opens the package]
[sees something terrible in the package, it's revealed to be Peter's penis he cut off] Aah! Oh, God!
[laughs] What's in the box, Brian? I got you good! [Blood is coming out and comes to Peter's pants] I don't feel right. I want it back. [Collapses]
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