[The Griffins are greeting their new neighbors who have moved into Cleveland's old house]
Hello, neighbors!
Joe, you can walk!
How do you do? I'm Stan Smith. Please, come in.
[The Griffins walk inside to meet the rest of the Smith family]
Oh, I'm so glad everyone could make it.
[entering the room] Stan, I need $50. They’re selling a biopsy of Celine Dion's uterus on Ebay.
The hell kind of dog is that?
[points to Meg] I was gonna ask the same thing.
Oh, uh, that's our alien, Roger. He lives in our attic, but nobody can know! And don't tell anybody about our attic.
[Peter’s phone rings and he answers]
Hello. Oh, hey, Quagmire! Hey, you're not gonna believe this, I'm over here with Joe, and he's got a space alien…
[Stan suddenly shoots Peter dead.]
AAAAAAH!
[scene cuts to Peter struggling to sleep in bed]
Peter, wake up! You're having a nightmare.
[waking up] Oh! Oh, Lois! Thank God it was just a dream.
[exiting the bathroom] Hey! Lois, what's that fat man doing in our bed?!
[scene cuts to Hank waking up in bed next to a sleeping Peggy]
[sigh] Dammit! I always wake up before I find out if they can understand the baby.
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