Lois is sitting on the couch, watching TV]
TTV
We now return to True Blood.
BCBill Compton
Hi, I'm a nude vampire.
JMJoe Manganiello
Hi, I'm a nude werewolf.
SSSookie Stackhouse
And that's the show!
Peter, come downstairs. That gay show you like is on.
[offscreen] Coming! [He sneaks to the top of the stairs. He takes a piece of sandpaper from his pocket and sands the soles of his shoes. He then attempts to extremely slowly descend down the stairs, but slips on the first step while screaming and grunting] FUCK! FUCK! GODDAMN IT! FUCKIN' COCKSUCKIN' COCK! FUCK! DAMN IT!
Oh, my God, Peter! Are you okay?
NO, I AM NOT OKAY! NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS OKAY!
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