Okay, let's pick teams; I'll be a captain and, uh... Mayor West, you could be the captain.
All right, I pick you.
You can't pick me, I'm a captain.
[cut to living room where an older West is surrounded with seven kids]
No-one ever stood up for me like that before; I respected him thereon out.
That's a great story, Grampa.
I didn't like it.
[many years later; a much older West is surrounded with twelve kids]
None of my grand children have ever disliked one of my stories before; from then on, he was my favorite.
Well. I don't like that story, Great-Grampa. [West stands up, and electrocutes the boy who disintegrates into dust]
[breaks fourth wall] Future old people are wizards.
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