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Family Guy · Season 9

Lois and Peter in “Tiegs for Two”

[after Mr. Washee Washee bans the entire Griffin family from his store at dinner when Peter again accuses him for stealing his shirt]

Great, Peter! Nice going! This dinner was a disaster!

Eh, Clash of the Titans owl was worse.

[cutaway to Peter, Lois, Joe, and Bonnie sitting at the Griffins' dinner table, with Bubo the mechanical owl at the head of the table]

So you're from Greece. Oh, I've always wanted to go there! What's it like?

[Bubo makes incomprehensible mechanical whistling noises]

Yeah, I can't… I can't understand a word he's saying.

Yeah, I told you, Lois, only Harry Hamlin can. If you're goin' to invite the owl, you got to invite Harry Hamlin.

[teeth clenched, sternly] I will not have Harry Hamlin in this house!

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