Mr. Swanson, can I ask you a personal question? What is it like having a disability?
Well, it isn't easy. But it's like we handicapped say: "When life gives you lemons, make leg-o-nade.
I guess I can relate to that. I mean, sometimes it's really hard being me, so when life gives me lemons, I guess I just make Meg-o-nade.
That sounds disgusting.
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