Ahh, that was excellent. When I clenched it, you took your fingers away. You were right to do that.
Oh my God! [Carter and his whore gasp in shock] Mr. Pewterschmidt, you're having an affair?! Ewww!
No, no, this is my sister!
Ewww!
No, no, I'm impotent!
Ewww!
I mean, she looked at me while I did it to myself!
Ewww!
I mean, she's a man!
'Ewww!'
[Camera zooms through Peter's mouth to vocal cords, where a few employees suck up the word "EWWW" in a pipe.]
We need more e's and w's down here now!
We're trying, we're running out of letters!
Just turn the m's upside down and send 'em down here!
You can't just do that! There's a lot of paperwork before you can--
I don't care, I'll take the heat. Just turn 'em over and send 'em down!
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