Lois and Brian in “Excellence in Broadcasting”

Lois

Look, Brian, all I'm saying is it's not normal for people to change their political views so radically overnight.

Lois, no offense, but you don't exactly know what you're talking about. I mean, you...you're not exactly a fountain of political knowledge yourself.

Lois

You want to know what I think is happening here?

Oh, this should be rich and overtaxed.

Lois

I think you just got to be in the "out" group. Whoever's on top, whoever's in power, whoever's successful, you gotta be on the other side or you don't feel like the smartest guy in the room. All you are, my dear, is a contrarian.

Oh, please, you could not be more off base.

Lois

Oh, yeah? Let me ask, what did you think of the movie Titanic?

Horrible. One of the worst movies ever made.

Lois

Mm-hm, what about Slumdog Millionaire?

Overrated. Just a terrible movie.

Lois

Cocktail.

Actually, not a bad film. You know, as classically structured cinema, Cocktail was one of the best films of its era.

Lois

You make me sick, Brian.