Lois and Meg in “Go Stewie Go”

Lois

Meg, honey, I think we need to talk.

Meg

I don't wanna talk to you. Get out!

Lois

Look, I understand that you're upset.

Meg

You made out with my boyfriend. How could you do that?

Lois

I don't know, sweetheart. But I am so, so sorry. It was an awful thing I did. I never meant to steal him from you.

Meg

Is that what you think? You stole him from me? Are you kidding? You couldn't steal him from me.

Lois

Well, I do know a few things, Meg. And clearly, if I wanted him, I could have him.

Meg

You really think you stand a chance? Look at you. You're old. You're nothing. You couldn't even imagine the things I do for him. And this isn't about making out. This is about power tools. Yeah, I go to places you couldn't get back from. I'll do anything. You don't know me. [She rips a tooth out]

Lois

Oh, my God!

Meg

He hangs me from the shower rod with your old bras and then we laugh at you. Now get out of my room!

Lois

Well, when you're ready to talk...