Carter, I am gonna throw you the best bachelor party ever!
Why would you do that?
'Cause I'm your pal and I want to help. Like Cheeseburger Helper.
[cut to Peter in the kitchen and Hamburger Helper walks in]
Hey there, Peter. How would you like to take a half a pound of hamburger and make a delicious meal for the whole family?
Sure!
Okay, then let's...
[the camera zooms out revealing Cheeseburger Helper]
Hold on there, Peter! I've got something even better!
Oh, really?
You bet. How would you like to take a half a pound of hamburger and make a delicious meal for the whole family...with cheese?
What? Wha...I-I don't...I-I could just take cheese and put it on the thing he's doing.
[shouting angrily] No! It won't be the same!
[to Peter] Look, he's my brother. He didn't get enough oxygen at birth. He's never gonna be quite in step with the rest of us, and this is sort of my way of taking care of him.
Well, that's nice of you, but it was so much simpler when it was just you and me doing our thing.
I know, but just let him have this one. Odds are he won't even come back with the actual food.
Okay, Cheeseburger Helper, you're on.
[skipping merrily away] Yay! Cheese, cheese, cheese! Yay!
[to Hamburger Helper] I'm so sorry for your burden. You're a good brother.
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