[Stewie is trying to write a song on his guitar for Susie Swanson]
What's it called?
Stewie "Susie".
[sarcastically] Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already.
Name 20.
"Rosanna", "Roxanne", "Michelle", "Alison", "Sarah", "Angie", "Brandy", "Mandy", "Gloria", "Cecilia", "Maggie May", "Jessica", "Nancy", "Barbara Ann", "Billie Jean", "Layla", "Lola", "Polly", "Helena", "Jenny from the Block".
Name 6 more.
"Sherry", "Laura", "Wendy", "Maria", "Peggy Sue", "Minnie the Moocher".
Name 5 more.
"Tracy", "Jean", "Jane", "Mary Ann", "Eleanor Rigby".
[Short pause; Stewie then throws his guitar on the floor and walks out]
Go fuck yourself.
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