Mort, Brian and others in “Road to Germany”

I wanna get back on the motorcycle.

[sighing] I told you it's out of gas.

Why isn't the time machine working?!

Stewie

I don't know, Mort.

I hate it here! I hate this goddamn place! It's all a bunch of shit! It's all a bunch of goddamn shit!

Stewie

Okay, take it easy, man.

[furiously] No! Fuck you, Stewie! I'm a Jew in Nazi occupied Europe! FUCK YOU! FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU!

I didn't say anything.

Stewie

Oh, thanks Brian.

This is a bunch of shit!

Stewie

Okay, you know what, Mort? Shut up! Alright, just shut the fuck up! I don't give a shit about you! You know, we could just leave you here!

Yeah, right! Just leave me here, that's great! We're in occupied Europe, and if you haven't noticed, I'm Jewish!

Stewie

Oh, I've noticed. Helen Keller would notice.

Haha.

Eat my ass, Brian!

Don't you mean your assneck?

Shut up, that's a real thing!