[during Meg and Michael's date, Michael notices a familiar face]
What the hell?
What's wrong?
Meg, I'm not sure, but I think your dad is sitting at that table over there.
What? Where?
Well, I can't tell if it's him. I think he's wearing some kinda disguise.
[Meg turns around and notices Peter in a Chinese disguise]
Oh, my God! Dad!
[she and Michael approach Peter]
What do you think you're doing?!
[Chinese accent] Peter? Who Peter?
I didn't say Peter. I said Dad!
[normally] Oh.
Have you been spying on us the entire time we've been dating?!
Meg, it's only because I wanna make sure this guy treats you right and doesn't try anything funny!
Meg, this is more than I can deal with. If your father is this opposed to our relationship, I don't see how it can work out.
But, Michael.
I'm sorry, Meg. I promise I won't forget you.
[he leaves]
See? Look, Meg. He just walked out on ya. He's a bad man, like Jodie Foster.
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