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Family Guy · Season 6

Stewie and Brian in “Lois Kills Stewie”

You recall my complaining about Lois and the fat man not taking me with them?

Yeah?

Yes, well, you said I didn't have it in me to kill Lois, so I was just running a simulation to find out exactly how killing her and taking over the world would play out for me.

Yeah? How'd that go?

Not well, Brian. Not well. I suppose I'm not ready to kill Lois or take over the world...yet.

So, what you're saying is that what you experienced in the simulation didn't really happen, or even matter?

Yes, that's correct.

So, it was sorta like a dream?

No, it was a simulation.

Yes, but, theoretically, if someone watched the events of that simulation from start to finish, only to find out that none of it really happened, I mean... you don't think, that would, j-- be just like a giant middle finger to them?

Well, hopefully, they would have enjoyed the ride.

I don't know, man. I think you'd piss a lot of people off that way. [He leaves]

Well, at least it didn't end like The Sopranos, where it just cut to black in mid-sen -[the screen goes black like he described]

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